I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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