it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
