We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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