atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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