Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Two words: nipple clamps
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