just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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