he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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