no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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