Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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