Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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