he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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