is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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