You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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