why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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