your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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