I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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