If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
and you fell through a lawn chair
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
do nipples grow back?
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