Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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