Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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