Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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