This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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