Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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