My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
