I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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