I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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