overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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