oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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