Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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