Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If I die, sorry about rent.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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