Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize