? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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