come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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