If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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