talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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