so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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