i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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