On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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