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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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