He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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