i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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