What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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