okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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