Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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