Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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