Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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