If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize