Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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