omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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