brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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