porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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