you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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