i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
two words: eviction party
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
