Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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